If gym was a person, he or she would probably enjoy waiting around the corner of my street and throwing eggs or other objects at me as I passed.
Dear Gym,
I haven't done anything wrong to you. I respect you deeply, I swear. Even though admittedly, I'm a couch potato who's very physically unfit (not fat, just a little flab around the stomach area), but see, I've never been physical even when I was a physically fit kid. It's not my fault I'm a preemie.
And it's not like I can go get after school tutoring to get better like in Geometry or English.
Love (Maybe),
Ellie.
Dude. I really hope you don't have to take gym in college.
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